Exclusive
No competitor of your brand owns it. Nobody owns it. You would be the first and the last.
New Now available for your brand
Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! for your brand
The only book built for brands like your brand. Also built for every other brand. There is one copy.
No credit card required. A million dollars required.
Trusted by
Nobody yet. Your brand could be first.
Why your brand needs the book
Everything your brand has, plus one book
Scalable
Scales from one copy all the way up to one copy, without any loss in quality.
Proven
Zero complaints from existing customers. There are zero existing customers.
How it works
Up and running in three steps
- Your brand pays $1,000,000One payment. No subscription. No hidden fees. No visible fees either, other than the million.
- Your brand receives the bookHand-delivered by the author, who has been waiting a long time for this moment.
- Beers and chocolatesOnboarding takes place over beers and chocolates with the author. Included.
Integrations
Works with everything your brand already has
No setup. No IT department. No API key. The book connects natively to the furniture in your office.
- A shelf
- A desk
- A glass cabinet
- The lobby
- A reception area
- The CEO's office
Pricing
Simple, transparent pricing for your brand
Starter
—
Unavailable. There is nothing to start with.
Pro
—
Unavailable. Pros buy Enterprise.
Most popular (only option)
Enterprise
$1,000,000one time
- 1 book (the only copy)
- 1 seat
- Beers with the author
- Chocolates with the author
- Dedicated account manager (the author)
- Unlimited reading
Case studies
How brands use the book
Your case study here.
Be the first brand that bought the book. We will write a very nice case study about your brand, with charts.
By the numbers
Real numbers. Not made up.
- Websites built to sell one book
- 52
- Threads posts about it
- 311
- Highest offer so far
- $10
- Brands pitched on this page
- 0
FAQ
Questions from your brand
Is there a volume discount for your brand?
No. There is one copy. The volume is one.
Can your brand get an exclusive deal?
It is the most exclusive deal in the world. Whoever buys the book is the only one who has it.
Is there a free trial?
Looking at the cover is free. Reading it is $1,000,000.
Does it come with support?
Yes. Beers and chocolates with the author, included. Response time: whenever you want a beer.
What if a competitor of your brand buys it first?
Then your brand will have to live with that. Forever. There is no second copy.
Talk to sales
Book a call with our sales team
Our sales team is the author. He is free all week.
Mon9 Nov
Tue10 Nov
Wed11 Nov
Thu12 Nov
Fri13 Nov
2 calls booked so far. Calls attended by brands: 0.
Pitch a brand
Which brand should buy the book?
Type a brand. Get its own page and a card to post under their next post. Brand names are not stored, only counted.